Oh no! My eggs!

My son is hilarious! Every time he does something silly I tell my mother, only to hear her say, "Well, you did that too!" The other day at my sister's house, my two nieces (ages 3 & 7) were running around in the family room chasing my 3 year old son. The youngest of the two girls decided to jump down into a cheerleader split. My son, seeing the split my niece did, decided to attempt one as well. He jumped in the air and landed with his feet spread out, stretched his shorts and said, "Oh no! My eggs!!" Thankfully he realized that there was precious cargo "down there" and his "eggs" would be damaged!! We all sat around and laughed while the children continued to play in the family room. When I told my mother what happened at my sister's house with my son and his "eggs", I told her, "Now I know I did not do that!"